Why Big Red Diary?

the battle of the onion and the pear

I cannot lie – I laughed out loud!

The bill, comprising two four-course menus, a (mediocre) cheese selection, five glasses of wine and water, came to £170.94. We were in a daze. I felt like crossing the road to remove my moles, warts and polyp, which suddenly sounded like a wholesome value-for-money experience.


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